FAQ

Q: Is there an e-book version of this play?

A: No. This play is sold in print only. If you see an e-book or digital version of my play, it’s a fake or a scan. Official copies include a mark or a serial number and document of authenticity.


Q: Who is your publisher?

A: Me. I am my publisher. I print the pages and bind the scripts with my own little hands.


Q: What is your name?

A: I choose to remain anonymous. My pen name is Nona Moss.


Q: Why are you charging $250 for five short scripts?

A: The cost includes a LIFETIME PERFORMANCE LICENSE. When you order scripts from a big-time theatrical publisher, they charge you for the scripts plus a license. If your troupe wanted to stage “No Exit” by Eugène Ionesco, each script would cost about $10. Every performance would carry a license fee of $130.

With my play, you pay one fee and it’s yours forever for as long as you have the license. I think my PERFORMANCE PACKAGE is a goddamned bargain.


Q: I live in Canada. Can I buy a copy?

A: I’m sorry but NO. At this time, all sales are limited to USA Domestic Only.


Q: How will I get my copy?

A: I send copies via USPS. I will notify you of your tracking number on the day your copy is mailed.


Q: What if I have other questions?

A: Please email me at: info at whatisthatnoise dot com

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